amerryleetlechristmas:

ok i’ve drank like 3 bottles of this “no more tears” shampoo but it still hasn’t worked

(Source: doglets, via karla-world)

phistbump:

i actually make myself laugh really hard so if no one else laughs it doesnt matter because i already made the most important person in the room laugh

(Source: sighvevo, via badbishhhhhhhh)

cokeflow:

call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones

(via karla-world)

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

(via i-n-t-e-r-f-e-c-t-o-r-e-m)

cayde:

going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds

(via badbishhhhhhhh)

longnightsandterriblefights:

siriuslysalvatore:

are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head

when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book

(Source: misseffietrinket, via elephantbound)